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any jokes? first one here: (@Jacobite) chuck norris is the only man to cause anyone to drop pent
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Ilf was chuck norris alias..
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<^raz^> chuck norris only needs "the stare" vs dag on dm6
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DM1 used to have an RL, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it out of existence.
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[02:14] <chad-> Chuck Norris does not need to ready up, Chuck is always ready!
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when chuck norris started to play QW, slackers stopped
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when chuck stares, reppie and griffin bores
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[02:18] <chad-> As with everything there is balance. In qw god created Chuck Norris, he then had to create goqsane.
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When Chuck Norris falls in lava, the lava gets the damage - not him.
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dm3 was simply 'the base' before chuck norris came along
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Chuck Norris does not need weapons, he just looks at other players and they suicide.
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chuck norris got always 500 ping and 100 pl to make it more fair
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Chuck Norris once had RL, LG and Quad, but still the most lethal weapon was his roundhouse kick
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nqr stopped when they heard chuck norris was in town
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shub niggurath is chuck norris little toe
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the entire Id team on release of Quake 2.
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chuck norris dosnt even need to play qw, he just looks at the screenshots and win
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Chuck Norris doesn't need different skins for team and enemy, he has no use for team mates.
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chuck norris makes everyone sleep with the fishes
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Chuck Norris hasn't, and will never need to, complain about bad spawns. He has never been fragged.
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There used to be a difficulty setting above nightmare, but only Chuck Norris could finish it.
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Chuck Norris ones ran out of ammo. The day after John Carmack was reported missing
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Lag only occurs because Chuck Norris is too fast for the servers
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Chuck Norris ones ran out of ammo. The day after John Carmack was reported missing chuck norris never runs out of ammo
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dm3 was simply 'the base' before chuck norris came along haha this is my favourite
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chuck norris always wins the prewar
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chuck norris always wins the prewar chuck norris is angua?
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Chuck Norris' power deflects Satan's telefrag.
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Life bores with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows where lg is in dm2.
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