The shaft is actually a term that originated from Chuck Norris' groin.

LOLMFG!! :KK

The ground softens Chuck's fall. Always.

Chuck norris goes for hollywood ?

Check it here!

For non-swe ppl i included subtitles: here

ok how about this one (it regards the picture placed in first post of this topic)

Chuck is the only man who dares to wear the pent upside-down

chuck norris looked at ktpro, gave it a round kick and it became ktx

chuck will soon find qizmo and give it a kick to QTV

Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel. © R^Z

omfg, best thread ever, laughed for minutes

My dream action movie would star these actors:

Chuck Norris
Steven Seagal
David Hasselhoff
Jean Claude van Damme
Dolph Lundgren


...and the title of the movie must be: Universal Soldier X

rofl :>

You should make a new thread: "Best badass movie comment ever" ("I'll be back" wont reach top 10) :>

just as the name says, bunnyhopping origins from miserable attempts to avoid chuck norris

chuck norris doesnt need a cheat to see through walls he just kicks them down

* Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.


* Chuck Norris sleeps with the night light on. Not because he is affraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.


* There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.


* The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.


* Chuck Norris once shot down reppie with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris doesnt play, he wins

If you take up Megahealth, you inhale Chuck Norris breath. nothing else!

Chuck Norris doesnt get damage from nails, he uses them as a comb for his beard(on the fly)

id stole the name rocketlauncher from Chuck Norris' penis