The Jews are recruiting Swedish div3 players (i.e. the lowest div). We are kind of bad at QuakeWorld, so it would be great if you suck as well. But it would also be good if you won't continue to suck as we progress, then we will have to kick you from the clan.

Come to #jews and play a prac with us and we'll see how it works for both us and you!

Current crew: me, oggie and delete.

We play with "Jew aliases" (i.e. Scooby Jew, Jewbacca, Pikajew), so it would be great if you would be willing to do that as well. In fact, if you don't, we will kick you from the clan (or rather just not let you join).

Even if this post has no smileys, we are a fun crew and we have our own ventrilo server(!).

Somebody's GOTTA be offended by this post =D

If they are offended they are probably jews, and should therefore join our clan.

There has to be someone out there looking for a clan? You can be the suckiest player in QuakeWorld, we want you!

1. I'm a jew
2. I was not offended
3. I don't want to join your stupid clan
4. Owned
5. If you wanna search for Jews try http://jewgle.org/ , best search engine ever.
6. Contact me if you need more cool Jewish names, such as Hakeem Olajewon

Jewgle was a pretty nice name. Maybe someone could use that.

And I'm sure you're too good at QuakeWorld to join The Jews. We're not stupid, just bad at QuakeWorld.

Actually I suck at QuakeWorld,
I spend most of my time practicing Jew Jitsu

That's a good joke! You may actually have what it takes to join The Jews.