About time we had some "Yo Momma so fat...." jokes for QW methinx. Here's a couple to get you started:

-Yo Momma so fat, when she goes for shaft on dm3, SNG gets flooded.
-Yo Momma so fat, she takes the bridge to dm2 RA/MEGA
-Yo Momma so fat, she has to quad rocketjump out of bed each morning

Lets hear yours!

Yo mama so fat, she can't wear any armor.

Yo momma so fat, she can't take the quad on e1m2.
Yo momma so fat, the big room floor on dm2 malfunctions if she is on the server.
Yo momma so fat, when being shot at the rockets burns up as they enter her atmosphere.

Yo momma so fat, she loses another friend in her fat folds.

Yo momma so fat, she booked two seats at QHLAN.
Yo momma so fat, she does 50 stomp damage.

LOL.

Yo momma so fat, the airtunnel on aerowalk needs more wind to push her up.

Yo Momma so fat, she takes RL, see the enemy, and kills herself...

You Momma so fat, when you shoot her with LG, you get the knock-back.

Yo momma so fat, she takes up the whole teamoverlay.
Yo momma so fat, it takes 2 guys for dm2 quad trick.
Yo momma so fat, she makes footstep sounds.

You Momma so fat, Chuck Norris commits suicide.

Yo Momma so fat, she doesnt fit on any map except cmt1b.

Yo Momma's so fat, it's impossible for her to play endif.
Yo Momma's so fat, she would even survive a telefrag attempt.
Yo Momma's so fat, she has to use the lifts on E1M8.

Yo momma so fat, she tried to do the LG jump on DM6 but she broke the door
Yo momma so fat, the rockets just bounce off her
Yo momma so fat, she doesn't bunny hops, she rhino stomps
Yo momma so fat, she CAN block the lava-entry to mhra on DM2
Yo momma so fat, she can do the hardest jump in quake 10 times out of 10!
Yo momma so fat, she doesn't need to run RA/MH on DM6, she's tanked up from the fucking start
Yo momma so stupid, she thought a teleporter was a phone beer

wahahahahhahahahahhahahhaa

Yo momma's so fat that all you need to do to beat her in midair is point up and shoot.
Yo momma's so fat ID-software added *heavy_breathing.wav* to the id1.pak after she started playing.
Yo momma's so fat she finnished 2bfree on the first attempt when someone told her there were a Snickers-bar waiting for her in the end.

Edit:
Yo momma's so fat that when you type her nick the server tries to change level.

Yo momma so fat, back in the day when we played on pentiums and she left the server, everyones FPS doubled
Yo momma so fat, she has her own .pak file
Yo momma so fat, VIS and ARGHLITE takes two weeks on a quad-core
Yo momma so fat, she gets fastes time on the slide maps by pressing the up-arrow one time.

ROOOOOOOOOFL

Yo momma's so fat that when she wants RA/MH on DM2 she just stands on the other side of the lava and lets gravity take care of the rest.

yo momma's so fat that when she inputs %l the client replies "entire map"

Dm2 got it's name after your mother got stuck between upper tele and gl-area.

Yo momma's so fat she signed up to EQL as a one member clan, and Zalon agreed!

Yo momma so fat, even razor can hit her with LG
Yo momma so fat, we could GRILLA her and have food for entire qw community, så.

Yo momma so fat, Skillah gets 60% SG when she plays.
Yo momma so fat, kingpin lets her take ring just so he doesn't have to look at her for 30s.
Yo momma so fat, even Rikoll gets telefragged when she respawns.

haha love the last 2 HT.

yo mommo so fat,when she dives for lg in dm3 she creates a tsunami
yo mommo so fat,she has to nextmap
yo mommo so fat,when she farts,the strogg planet shifts out of orbit
yo mommo so fat,she has no need to rl jump

Yo momma so fat, she only plays Ziggurat Vertigo

Yo momma IS the last boss

Yo momma so fat, she uses a shambler as a cigarette lighter

Yo momma so fat, toilet4.bsp was built to scale for her use.

Yo momma so fat, even phil won't date her

Yo Momma so fat, she spends the christmas on hohoho.bsp