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Member 12 posts
Registered: Oct 2010
Yo Momma so fat, she spends the christmas on hohoho.bsp Nice! L.O.L.
Member 111 posts
Registered: Jul 2006
"Yo momma so fat, kingpin lets her take ring just so he doesn't have to look at her for 30s."
LOL nice one hangtime ;D
here's mine :E
Yo momma so fat that when she respawns everyone gets telefragged Yo momma so fat that Shub-Niggurath feels like Kate Moss next to her Yo momma so fat that lava-platforms on dm2 ain't a problem she just rolls over them Yo momma so fat she uses water on dm3 for a bath tub Yo momma so fat she can be seen in any screenshot, any map, any server Yo momma so fat that by the time she turns around quake 10 is out
:E
Administrator 1864 posts
Registered: Feb 2006
Yo momma so fat, she can't get to any of the armors on dm2 Yo momma so fat, she can block all entrances to dm3's quad at the same time Yo momma so fat, she can't use any of the lifts Yo momma so fat, she can get DM4 mega just by turning around the corner Yo momma so fat, she gets pent on CMT4 just by pushing the button Yo momma so fat, she used a pair of pants to recreate Milton's gaming glove
Member 693 posts
Registered: Jan 2006
Yo momma so fat, you don't even know want to KNOW about her discharge
Member 48 posts
Registered: Aug 2008
Yo momma so fat, she must weight at least like 80kg or something
Member 32 posts
Registered: Mar 2006
y0 mOmma so fat, Shub-Niggurath got jealous.
Administrator 384 posts
Registered: Dec 2006
Yo momma so fat, megahealth gives her 1hp.
News Writer 1267 posts
Registered: Jun 2007
Yo momma so fat, she will be the only participant at qhlan15
Member 5 posts
Registered: Aug 2009
Your momma is so fat, that when she's on big on dm2, everyone needs to go via path to get below quad
Member 76 posts
Registered: Oct 2009
Yo momma so fat, people start time count down when she enters the teleport so they know when she will exit on the other side. Yo momma so fat, she can wrestle with Chton.
News Writer 309 posts
Registered: Sep 2006
Yo momma so fat, nobody wants to prac her and therefore she loses crucial regular season games in EQL 12. Yo momma so fat, you don't need antilag to be a shaft-whore. Yo momma so fat, Kingping lost his lust for girls. Yo momma so fat, she is the ultimate MILF in Ethiopia Yo momma so fat, you think Exalted with McDonald's must be her worhippers. Yo momma so fat, she always gets fullstart.
News Writer 1267 posts
Registered: Jun 2007
Yo momma so fat, she once managed to elbow Bulat when they played 1on1 online
Member 111 posts
Registered: Jul 2006
kloze lol "Yo momma so fat, she always gets fullstart." that one was nice
Member 93 posts
Registered: Apr 2006
Yo momma so fat, when she broke her leg lava came out! Yo momma so fat, she hoovers more items than Kingpin! Yo momma so fat, she spawns with double cheese burger backpack! Yo momma so fat, when she spawns no one can move!
Member 93 posts
Registered: Apr 2006
Yo momma so fat, when she stood on the lift it said "yeah right"
News Writer 1267 posts
Registered: Jun 2007
Yo momma so fat, she has no use of the "you take" teamsay
News Writer 646 posts
Registered: Mar 2006
Yo momma so fat, at QHLan, we huddled around her for warmth Yo momma so fat, she has a bind for noclip to get out of the spawns on DM6 Yo momma so fat, when she flies with me to sweden, she has to book a whole row on the plane Yo momma so stupid, if her brains were quad rockets, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose
Member 76 posts
Registered: Oct 2009
Yo momma so fat, that noone saw her face due to quake engine render distance limit.
News Writer 309 posts
Registered: Sep 2006
Yo momma so stupid, she designed all Quakes apart from QW
Member 17 posts
Registered: Oct 2007
Difficult to exceed the ones above, but here I go:
Yo momma is so fat, cl_gibFilter must be set to -1000 to avoid filling DM4 with bodyparts when Milton tears her a new one. Yo momma is so fat, that a full load of nails will make her look as a gigantic hedgehog. Yo momma is so fat, the hill on DM3 is her gibbed head. Yo mommo is so fat, she always gets a full start on DM3. Yo mommo is so fat, when she farts on Aerowalk the windtunnel blows in other direction.
News Writer 437 posts
Registered: Jan 2006
Yo momma is so fat, spawed on amphi you get squished instandly.
Member 357 posts
Registered: Mar 2006
Yo momma is so fat, that SV_AddToFatPVS crashes with a runaway loop error.
Yo momma is so ugly, glCullFace always returns TRUE.
Member 6 posts
Registered: Jul 2009
Yo momma so fat, as soon as she spawns on the server time stops and the whole map is sucked in along with any players unfortunate enough to be in the range of her event horizon
News Writer 493 posts
Registered: Jan 2006
Let's keep it going! Yo momma's so fat, even FTE can't support her Yo momma's so fat, Moon's working overtime skinning her player.mdl Yo momma's so fat, grenades go into orbit around her after she fires her gl
Member 52 posts
Registered: Feb 2008
Yo momma's so fat, she telefrags her own ass.. Yo momma's so fat, when she picks up pent, Satan calls jesus. Yo momma's so fat, when she fired a quad rocket the universe tuned into gibs.. Yo momma's so fat, when she stood on the quake symbol it resembeled a penny on a railroad track.. Yo momma's so fat, you would have to ghost outta map limits 5 times just to see a thumbnail.. Yo momma's so fat, Logectich made a new mouse, the GMXfatass7000
im tired 5 am getting stupid
Member 57 posts
Registered: Apr 2007
Yo momma's so fat, whenever entering your field of view /fov 1 and /fov 200 makes no difference whatsoever.
Member 628 posts
Registered: Jan 2006
Yo momma's so fat, she can't take the quad on e1m2 Yo momma's so fat, the discharges a' gastric bypass Yo momma's so fat, Shub-Niggurath hit's on her
Member 56 posts
Registered: Sep 2010
Yo momma so fat, when she's bunnying it shows up on the Richter scale Yo momma so fat, when she's shafting, she looks like the Death Star
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