Nice! L.O.L.

"Yo momma so fat, kingpin lets her take ring just so he doesn't have to look at her for 30s."

LOL nice one hangtime ;D


here's mine :E



Yo momma so fat that when she respawns everyone gets telefragged
Yo momma so fat that Shub-Niggurath feels like Kate Moss next to her
Yo momma so fat that lava-platforms on dm2 ain't a problem she just rolls over them
Yo momma so fat she uses water on dm3 for a bath tub
Yo momma so fat she can be seen in any screenshot, any map, any server
Yo momma so fat that by the time she turns around quake 10 is out

:E

Yo momma so fat, she can't get to any of the armors on dm2
Yo momma so fat, she can block all entrances to dm3's quad at the same time
Yo momma so fat, she can't use any of the lifts
Yo momma so fat, she can get DM4 mega just by turning around the corner
Yo momma so fat, she gets pent on CMT4 just by pushing the button
Yo momma so fat, she used a pair of pants to recreate Milton's gaming glove

Yo momma so fat, you don't even know want to KNOW about her discharge

Yo momma so fat, she must weight at least like 80kg or something

y0 mOmma so fat, Shub-Niggurath got jealous.

Yo momma so fat, megahealth gives her 1hp.

Yo momma so fat, she will be the only participant at qhlan15

Your momma is so fat, that when she's on big on dm2, everyone needs to go via path to get below quad

Yo momma so fat, people start time count down when she enters the teleport so they know when she will exit on the other side.
Yo momma so fat, she can wrestle with Chton.

Yo momma so fat, nobody wants to prac her and therefore she loses crucial regular season games in EQL 12.
Yo momma so fat, you don't need antilag to be a shaft-whore.
Yo momma so fat, Kingping lost his lust for girls.
Yo momma so fat, she is the ultimate MILF in Ethiopia
Yo momma so fat, you think Exalted with McDonald's must be her worhippers.
Yo momma so fat, she always gets fullstart.

Yo momma so fat, she once managed to elbow Bulat when they played 1on1 online

kloze lol

"Yo momma so fat, she always gets fullstart." that one was nice

Yo momma so fat, when she broke her leg lava came out!
Yo momma so fat, she hoovers more items than Kingpin!
Yo momma so fat, she spawns with double cheese burger backpack!
Yo momma so fat, when she spawns no one can move!

Yo momma so fat, when she stood on the lift it said "yeah right"

Yo momma so fat, she has no use of the "you take" teamsay

Yo momma so fat, at QHLan, we huddled around her for warmth
Yo momma so fat, she has a bind for noclip to get out of the spawns on DM6
Yo momma so fat, when she flies with me to sweden, she has to book a whole row on the plane
Yo momma so stupid, if her brains were quad rockets, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose

Yo momma so fat, that noone saw her face due to quake engine render distance limit.

Yo momma so stupid, she designed all Quakes apart from QW

Difficult to exceed the ones above, but here I go:

Yo momma is so fat, cl_gibFilter must be set to -1000 to avoid filling DM4 with bodyparts when Milton tears her a new one.
Yo momma is so fat, that a full load of nails will make her look as a gigantic hedgehog.
Yo momma is so fat, the hill on DM3 is her gibbed head.
Yo mommo is so fat, she always gets a full start on DM3.
Yo mommo is so fat, when she farts on Aerowalk the windtunnel blows in other direction.

Yo momma is so fat, spawed on amphi you get squished instandly.

Yo momma is so fat, that SV_AddToFatPVS crashes with a runaway loop error.

Yo momma is so ugly, glCullFace always returns TRUE.

Yo momma so fat, as soon as she spawns on the server time stops and the whole map is sucked in along with any players unfortunate enough to be in the range of her event horizon

Let's keep it going!

Yo momma's so fat, even FTE can't support her
Yo momma's so fat, Moon's working overtime skinning her player.mdl
Yo momma's so fat, grenades go into orbit around her after she fires her gl

Yo momma's so fat, she telefrags her own ass..
Yo momma's so fat, when she picks up pent, Satan calls jesus.
Yo momma's so fat, when she fired a quad rocket the universe tuned into gibs..
Yo momma's so fat, when she stood on the quake symbol it resembeled a penny on a railroad track..
Yo momma's so fat, you would have to ghost outta map limits 5 times just to see a thumbnail..
Yo momma's so fat, Logectich made a new mouse, the GMXfatass7000


im tired 5 am getting stupid

Yo momma's so fat, whenever entering your field of view /fov 1 and /fov 200 makes no difference whatsoever.

Yo momma's so fat, she can't take the quad on e1m2
Yo momma's so fat, the discharges a' gastric bypass
Yo momma's so fat, Shub-Niggurath hit's on her

Yo momma so fat, when she's bunnying it shows up on the Richter scale
Yo momma so fat, when she's shafting, she looks like the Death Star