You know the drill.....

Yo Momma so stupid, she tried to light a cigarette with the LG
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought "get ring" was a proposal
Yo Momma so stupid, she was on DM3 and the quad was in water and her teammates told her to discharge. So she pulled out her tampon.
Yo Momma so stupid, she drowned in lava on DM6
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought "the big five" was a special handshake
Yo Momma so stupid, she makes smooching noises when she wallhugs
Yo Momma so dumb, she turned on fakeshaft and thought it actually improved her aim

"Yo Momma so stupid, she thought "get ring" was a proposal"

LOOOOOOOL these threads are so hilarious whahaha

So..... What is "the big five" then?

*feels as stupid as Yo Momma

Yo momma so stupid, she tried to introduce cmt1b as a good 4on4 map

Yo momma so stupid, she didnt even know there was 15 and 25 healthpacks.

Yo Momma so stupid she thinks red armor spawns in fifteen seconds... then touches phil's junk.

Yo momma so stupid, she took Hooraytio seriously.

Yo momma so stupid, she was only allowed to play in the losers brackets in the QHLAN 1on1 tournament

ddk so fat, he can be in Bournemouth and London at the same time

Impressive!

Yo momma's so stupid, she keeps walking into the exit on E1M2 because she thinks it will take her to DM3

#7

Trolled qwplayer is trolled!

Yo Momma so stupid, she joined a team with marvel and batfink in hopes of playing some EQL
Yo Momma so stupid, she is still waiting for FDE3 to be done
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought bundling pak1 with her QW installer was a good idea
Yo Momma so stupid, she seeded hagge 1st for Ownage #3
Yo Momma so stupid, she is still trying to connect to wargamez using the warsow client
Yo Momma so stupid, she let bigfoot post frontpage news on qwnu
Yo Momma so stupid, she faked in the division3 playoffs of EQL
Yo Momma so stupid, she asked spike to port something to ezQuake
Yo Momma so stupid, she invited griffin to play in her kenya tournament
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought there was plenty of time to play playoff matches at QHLAN
Yo Momma so stupid, she keeps making new DM maps in hopes of getting them into tournaments
Yo Momma so stupid, she kept waiting for a 4on4 ladder to launch
Yo Momma so stupid, she unbanned Goqsane from the forum
Yo Momma so stupid, she asked who Reload is on a griffin demo at CHTV
Yo Momma so stupid, she invented the kenya voting system used for EQL12
Yo Momma so stupid, she added a .spam command to the ServeMe network
Yo Momma so stupid, she opened a discussion regarding the division layout for EQL
Yo Momma so stupid, she had FF-jerry duel LocKtar in a show match
Yo Momma so stupid, she organized a qw league during the summer
Yo Momma so stupid, she has a straight white line on her hud when shafting
Yo Momma so stupid, she trusted the DreamHack crew to handle demos from their qw tournament
Yo Momma so stupid, she has a bind for v_viewheight 6
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought ParadokS did get on the bus
Yo Momma so stupid, she violated forum rule #1 while Renzo were around

Seems like Zalon has a lot of build-up anger

Yo momma so stupid, she thought she could quit playing qw

Yo momma so stupid, she relied on luck to win QW matches.

Yo momma so stupid, she thought talent didnt matter!

Yo momma so stupid, she blamed talent for being stuck in div2.

Yo momma so stupid, she thought everyone wanted to play in div1!

Yo momma so stupid, she read this thread and didn't get any of the jokes

Yo momma so stupid, she thought red armor would help her during that time of month...

Yo momma so stupid, she tried to introduce TB5 for 4on4 as well.

Yo momma so stupid, she makes a new post for each of her jokes

Yo momma so stupid, she didnt get that the joke was supposed to be about quakeworld!

Yo momma so fat AND stupid, she keeps asking for more pineapples

Yo momma so stupid, she got kicked for typing "team ring" in the console.

lol @ #12