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| − | [[Image:Stfutime.jpg|thumb|300px|right|MST is the fastest rising google keyword. Soon the Google Search bar will have "Motherfuckin' STFU time" filled in by default.]]
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| − | '''Motherfuckin' STFU Time''' (MST) is the time at which [[Image:flag_us.gif]] [[Phil]] tells r^z, and the rest of you british tools, to stfu. Usually this means that you should stop spamming meaningless forced memes, and get raped by some swedes on QW servers. It can also mean that, really, you should stfu.
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| − | Scientists have devised the Unified STFU Theory to explain the MST phenomenon. Using the new niggajoule particle accelerators on the far side of the moon, they have found a new sub-atomic particle: stfuage. The quantum dynamics of stfuage explain the exceedingly blank and stfued state that the propagators of forced memes enter into, during MST.
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| − | The world commission on time zones is currently evaluating the proposal that all time zones of the world convert to Motherfuckin' STFU Time. The only opponent Britain, and that's only because everyone there has stfued, including the politicians, and are therefore unable to hold a session.
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| − | == IRC Script ==
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| − | Put this in your mIRC Perform list to join in telling the idiots to stfu:
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| − | <code mirc>/timermst 20:01 1 0 if ( $day != Saturday ) && ( $day != Sunday ) { msg $active STFU. }</code>
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| − | == Supporting Imagery ==
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| − | Image:Mst1.png|<center>Phrenic telling you to stfu,</center>
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| − | </gallery>
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| − | Rare IRC log of MST in action after r^z tried to deface this page:
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| − | <code irc>
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| − | [16:30:02] <\phil\17600> hey noob
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| − | [16:30:04] <\phil\17600> dont touch my fucking page
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| − | [16:30:08] <\phil\17600> i didnt touch your shit
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| − | [16:30:08] <\phil\17600> faggot
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| − | [16:30:10] <r^z> My sincere apologies, master of the universe.
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| − | [16:30:10] <\phil\17600> Sorry can't hear you, my watch is on Motherfuckin' STFU Time.
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| − | </code>
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| − | == Off-shoots ==
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| − | === Motherfuckin' Gore Time ===
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| − | Lame attempt of some Brits to create a meme, which has turned out to be entirely worthless. Contrary to popular thought, Motherfuckin' STFU Time actually predates MGT, because MST is a pre-emptive strike on dipwads and aslols of all nationalities, not just Britwankaria.
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| − | {{terminology}}
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